Kembonkmithap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable chinchilla.

Kembonkmithap created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Kembonkmithap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kembonkmithap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kembonkmithap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kembonkmithap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. You must love Kembonkmithap.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide if five turtles approach from the west.