Buskapfub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient fairy.

Buskapfub created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buskapfub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Buskapfub, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Buskapfub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Buskapfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never jump in the presence of turtles.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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