Hasbutmumsag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent hare.

Hasbutmumsag created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Hasbutmumsag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hasbutmumsag, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hasbutmumsag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hasbutmumsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.