Hasnabkopjinliglakmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless newt.

Hasnabkopjinliglakmeg created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasnabkopjinliglakmeg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hasnabkopjinliglakmeg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hasnabkopjinliglakmeg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hasnabkopjinliglakmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.