Rulwipcenstigsak Habfarnzenzakyok is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome spider.

Rulwipcenstigsak Habfarnzenzakyok created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulwipcenstigsak Habfarnzenzakyok, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rulwipcenstigsak Habfarnzenzakyok, she will remove you from existence.

Rulwipcenstigsak Habfarnzenzakyok's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rulwipcenstigsak Habfarnzenzakyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.