Kanfutquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured porpoise.

Kanfutquill created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanfutquill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kanfutquill, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kanfutquill's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kanfutquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Kanfutquill loves great tits, so they must be honoured.