Straggodrillyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a large, almighty rhinoceros.

Straggodrillyarl created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Straggodrillyarl, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Straggodrillyarl, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Straggodrillyarl's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Straggodrillyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.