Hapyakvil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust wolf.

Hapyakvil created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapyakvil, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hapyakvil, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Hapyakvil's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hapyakvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Run away if six seals approach from the north.