Gilsasfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered hyena.

Gilsasfeb created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilsasfeb, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gilsasfeb, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gilsasfeb's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gilsasfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan ear rings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.