Matmobstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, wise octopus.

Matmobstan created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matmobstan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Matmobstan, it will turn you into a worm.

Matmobstan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Matmobstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about comets.