Rowgetbonjammoncunhinstan
is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, selfish
squid
.
Rowgetbonjammoncunhinstan
created a top quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowgetbonjammoncunhinstan
, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rowgetbonjammoncunhinstan
, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Rowgetbonjammoncunhinstan's
most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Rowgetbonjammoncunhinstan's Holy Commandments
1. You must pray to Rowgetbonjammoncunhinstan three times a day.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never talk about galaxies.
4. Do not speak about cherries.
5. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.
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