Sidtafbam Tofsafzanmitsatquillbeg
is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful
tapir
.
Sidtafbam Tofsafzanmitsatquillbeg
created bats eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sidtafbam Tofsafzanmitsatquillbeg
, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sidtafbam Tofsafzanmitsatquillbeg
, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Sidtafbam Tofsafzanmitsatquillbeg's
most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Sidtafbam Tofsafzanmitsatquillbeg's Holy Commandments
1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not eat cherries.
3. Never paint your feet magenta.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not covet oxen.
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