Hogcibbun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent pigeon.

Hogcibbun created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogcibbun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hogcibbun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hogcibbun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hogcibbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands mauve.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hogcibbun.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.
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