Fidwonyatt Pangomtsanlitcitkab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast mink.

Fidwonyatt Pangomtsanlitcitkab created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidwonyatt Pangomtsanlitcitkab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fidwonyatt Pangomtsanlitcitkab, it will come to you in dreams.

Fidwonyatt Pangomtsanlitcitkab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fidwonyatt Pangomtsanlitcitkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.