Cepsterfet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, blissful crane.

Cepsterfet created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cepsterfet, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cepsterfet, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cepsterfet's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cepsterfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cepsterfet on top of all buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the south.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.