Yargodciss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unfair crocodile.

Yargodciss created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yargodciss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yargodciss, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yargodciss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yargodciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Yargodciss loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if eight mites approach from the west.