Betgargess Sintarragjarnstragwadfet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise hare.

Betgargess Sintarragjarnstragwadfet created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betgargess Sintarragjarnstragwadfet, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Betgargess Sintarragjarnstragwadfet, it will turn you into a frog.

Betgargess Sintarragjarnstragwadfet's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Betgargess Sintarragjarnstragwadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.