Sancatbot is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil
alligator.
Sancatbot created the world eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sancatbot, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Sancatbot, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Sancatbot's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Sancatbot's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Always help sick moths.
5. Do not commit murder.