Jarnligten is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating wolf.

Jarnligten created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnligten, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jarnligten, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jarnligten's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jarnligten's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to sheep while wearing brown trousers.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.