Hudcibstig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent wombat.

Hudcibstig created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudcibstig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hudcibstig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hudcibstig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hudcibstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Hide from gray foxes for they are unholy.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Hudcibstig loves bats, so they must be honoured.