Jigxuczak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind warg.

Jigxuczak created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigxuczak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jigxuczak, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jigxuczak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jigxuczak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never jump in the presence of manatees.
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