Jabbosslid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional dove.

Jabbosslid created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabbosslid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jabbosslid, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jabbosslid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jabbosslid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Do not take Jabbosslid's name in vain.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Fast once a month.