Lambapnan is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain
mole.
Lambapnan created time and space nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lambapnan, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Lambapnan, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Lambapnan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Lambapnan's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not hurt ducks.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never think about stars.