Largmumdit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, capable armadillo.

Largmumdit created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largmumdit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Largmumdit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Largmumdit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Largmumdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Largmumdit's name in vain.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never jump near goats.