Sinjondub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful crane.

Sinjondub created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinjondub, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinjondub, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sinjondub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sinjondub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.