Fossbusjiglib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent walrus.

Fossbusjiglib created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fossbusjiglib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fossbusjiglib, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fossbusjiglib's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fossbusjiglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to squirrels while wearing cyan corsets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossbusjiglib.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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