Legnarvog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest donkey.

Legnarvog created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legnarvog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legnarvog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Legnarvog's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Legnarvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never skip in the presence of gulls.