Watbogwon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient toad.

Watbogwon created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbogwon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Watbogwon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Watbogwon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Watbogwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Run away from blue sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Never skip near moths.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.