Godbugbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent dragonfly.

Godbugbarn created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Godbugbarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Godbugbarn, he will turn you into a goat.

Godbugbarn's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Godbugbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.