Cimjadsas is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise jaguar.

Cimjadsas created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimjadsas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cimjadsas, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cimjadsas' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cimjadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cimjadsas on top of all buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not hurt whales.