Gebhapxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a small, wise owl.

Gebhapxuc created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebhapxuc, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebhapxuc, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gebhapxuc's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gebhapxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.