Mobstipbabdimganraghat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witless tortoise.

Mobstipbabdimganraghat created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Mobstipbabdimganraghat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mobstipbabdimganraghat, he will not care at all.

Mobstipbabdimganraghat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mobstipbabdimganraghat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobstipbabdimganraghat.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.