Yokbudbus is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fussy goose.

Yokbudbus created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbudbus, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokbudbus, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yokbudbus' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Yokbudbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yokbudbus.

5. Always stare at clouds.