Mifgabyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful zebra.

Mifgabyatt created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgabyatt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mifgabyatt, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mifgabyatt's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mifgabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mifgabyatt's priests.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.