Mabvanlin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous squirrel.

Mabvanlin created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Mabvanlin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabvanlin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mabvanlin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Mabvanlin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Mabvanlin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.