Nurhasfum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonourable elephant.

Nurhasfum created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurhasfum, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurhasfum, it will turn you into a frog.

Nurhasfum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nurhasfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.