Stangomjan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful squid.

Stangomjan created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stangomjan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stangomjan, she will turn you into a frog.

Stangomjan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stangomjan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stangomjan.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.