Higfum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, loving whale.

Higfum created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Higfum, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higfum, it will turn you into a mole.

Higfum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Higfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. You must love Higfum.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Higfum loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.