Citkemjig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional ant.

Citkemjig created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkemjig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Citkemjig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Citkemjig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Citkemjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.