Arthaddad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring jackal.

Arthaddad created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arthaddad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arthaddad, he will cry a lot.

Arthaddad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Arthaddad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms pink.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never pour water over plants.