Sadvingen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish whale.

Sadvingen created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadvingen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sadvingen, she will be very sad.

Sadvingen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sadvingen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always wear green.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sadvingen on top of all buildings.