Lenwattip is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited
butterfly.
Lenwattip created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lenwattip, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Lenwattip, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Lenwattip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Lenwattip's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your feet.
2. Never mention swans.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
4. Always help whales.
5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.