Bodcapfot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy sheep.

Bodcapfot created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodcapfot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bodcapfot, it will not invite you to parties.

Bodcapfot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bodcapfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never write about asteroids.