Fagrotmiffet is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless
snail.
Fagrotmiffet created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fagrotmiffet, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fagrotmiffet, he will come to you in dreams.
Fagrotmiffet's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Fagrotmiffet's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
5. Never play with disobedient children.