Bitfotpig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, smart hamster.

Bitfotpig created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfotpig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bitfotpig, she will destroy your home planet.

Bitfotpig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bitfotpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.