Fudwaprillpag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, confident goblin.

Fudwaprillpag created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudwaprillpag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudwaprillpag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fudwaprillpag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fudwaprillpag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.