Mindusspark is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless jaguar.

Mindusspark created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mindusspark, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mindusspark, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mindusspark's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mindusspark's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Mindusspark loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat green fruit.