Honyogtaf is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish
crab.
Honyogtaf created water seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Honyogtaf, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Honyogtaf, she will throw large rocks at you.
Honyogtaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Honyogtaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not run in public.
2. Feed all hungry dogs.
3. Worship no other gods but Honyogtaf.
4. Do not kill goats.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.