Tailditveen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever scorpion.

Tailditveen created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailditveen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tailditveen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tailditveen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tailditveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs white.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not take Tailditveen's name in vain.

4. Never jump near eagles.

5. Worship no other gods but Tailditveen.