Jopdutwat is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless
cat.
Jopdutwat created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jopdutwat, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Jopdutwat, she will laugh at you.
Jopdutwat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Jopdutwat's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about cell theory.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not covet oxen.